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The musings of a caffeinated insomniac.

Created on 2007-12-01 16:09:39 (#14367730), last updated 2009-11-21

633 comments received, 1,094 comments posted

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Birthdate:1988-03-08
Location:Russellville, Arkansas, United States
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"Silence is a friend that will never betray." - Fortune cookie!

"Eat oreos, but don't forget the milk." - Mitchel

"He FELL ON IT?!" - James

"Trust Terry to make our light nights look like we got raped by the freight fairy."

"It's like...the straw that broke the horse's back, except it's the horse's trust, and now the horse isn't going to work for them anymore." - Kara

"My goodies! They have smilies on them!"

Me: On an unrelated note, I have strawberry chocolate chunk ice cream. What now?
Mav: I have a bag of my own teeth.
Me: I'm pretty certain mine is tastier.
Mav: I'd say while yours is uncommon, mine is a rare that boarders epic.

"I'm not a pervert, I'm a provert. I'm a pro at it." - Terry

"Don't mind her, she's trying to find a husband. The catch is, it has to be someone else's husband." - James

"And I mean, he had no right to put his hands on me. He knew I had a boyfriend and a husband! ...Wait, that didn't come out right." - Chrissy

"And you- OH MY GOD, YOU THREW A BOX AT ME!" -Kara

"Yeah. It was a nice storybook ending with pink unicorns, rainbows, and them going at it in my room... Good stuff." -Nathan

Me: I don't even have the mountain dew on hand. Bah.
Nathan: Give me a few hours and I'll build a cannon and shoot one to you.
Me: Excellent.
Nathan: Can't promise the condition of the soda upon landing, nor can I promise the exact impact point so please keep pets indoors and cover your head.
Me: ....You're supposed to be good at this, Nathan! Implanting a can of soda in my head is not good!

Debbie: What did he want you for?
Kara: ASSAULT!
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